The YANO-VIRUS
Greetings to the Milbournes. In honor of the Yanofchicks and Wildes out there, I must comment on western cultural paternalization practices as opposed to the Jewish believe that the the mother contributes AT THE LEAST 50% of the DNA to say that genetically speaking Chaz ME and Lauren are Milbournes! Or is it Hoaries . . . ? Oh well what's in a name anyhoo? My father's side of the family is irrevocably lost by the phonetic geniuses at Ellis Island. On the comment of tradition, my wife and I have decided to starve and freeze ourselves to remember the first Thanksgiving. If only we had a native population's land to usurp and diseases to spread, then it would be a real Holiday. Hopefully someone will come to our rescue. Eating all this grass reminds me of the great potato famine, minus the whiskey. I've been fighting off the free range cows and wild turkeys all week. School is good when you can find parking. Our pets are good. Recently, I awoke to hear my wife ...